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sweetcandygirl) wrote2019-11-01 11:40 am
sweetcandygirl) wrote2019-11-01 11:40 am
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When the Big Bad Wolf Blows Down Your House
It is a typical night at Harley's Coney Island apartment. As Harley sips margaritas on the rooftop, admiring the fair rides as the sun sets, and the lights on each ride light up the sky. One can hear the audible cheers and happy screams from amusement park attendees.
One would think that the constant fair sounds would make it harder to hear anything else. But for Harley Quinn... she knows exactly when the window on the first floor is broken. And the sound of people breaking into her house.
It is a night when Harley is alone, as eight men make their way into their house. The security cameras set up throughout the apartment captures the fact that eight men are wearing Clown masks as they search through the house for something... or someone.
From the rooftop, Harley grabs her mallet, and heads down the stairs. With a switch of a switch.... a generator boots up and creepy circus music fills the house and the lights start to flash different colors. After all, if Joker's boys want to play... Harley will use some of his games.
The first mistake the men make is splitting up. Harley comes across the first man at the top of the stairs, leading to the roof. She slides down the banner, kicking him in the face, and sending him flying across the room. He lands unconscious on the floor.
The second and third man are already on the second floor. They decide to rush Harley at the same time, after seeing their cohort knocked out. With a laugh of amusement, Harley launches herself off the shoulders of one man, and lands on the shoulders of the other man. She rides him chicken style, punching at his head, as he tries to get her off with no success. When his friend tries to help, she just kicks him solidly in the jaw. And then wraps her legs around the second man's head, forcing their heads to come together. And they both drop to the floor, allowing Harley to bounce off.
She takes the three men who were knocked out and throws them downstairs to the first floor. "Clean up on Aisle Five!" She calls down.
There is sounds of gunshots as one of the remaining five men downstairs decides to fight dirty. Harley slides into the safety of one of the bedrooms. She counts to herself as she waits for the man to unload his weapon... and smiles as she spots a gas can in the corner of the room.
She grabs the gas can, and throws it downstairs, another man starts shooting... and when his bullet hits the gas can, it creates a nice little hole for all the gas to spill out of, and the entire stairs is covered in the fluid.
Harley grabs a lighter, and stuffs it in her pocket. "This is my house. Only I will burn it down..."
She finds another gas can, and makes a mad dash downstairs, pouring out more gasoline as she does all over the house. And she whirls the gas can at the head of one of the goons downstairs. And douses his clothes with the gas, with a wicked smile. "You would go up fast... if I light you up!"
The other four surround her, and Harley spins quickly, dropping the gas can at her feet. She brings out the lighter and ignites the flame. The men take a step back.
"None of you were invited here!" Harley laughs.
"Grab your friends and tell your boss he can't frighten me! I ain't afraid of him!"
She watches as three men wisely grab a hold of their unconscious friends. And back towards the door. Harley looks at the small group still surround her. And then drops the lighter, the gas around her igniting fast. The man who was covered with gas quickly makes his way to the door, to avoid getting caught in the flames.
The remaining men flee the burning flames, as Harley stays put for a long minute. She laughs as the flames get higher and higher around her.
"He better be afraid of me!" She yells out. "I am coming to burn his whole operation down!"
One would think that the constant fair sounds would make it harder to hear anything else. But for Harley Quinn... she knows exactly when the window on the first floor is broken. And the sound of people breaking into her house.
It is a night when Harley is alone, as eight men make their way into their house. The security cameras set up throughout the apartment captures the fact that eight men are wearing Clown masks as they search through the house for something... or someone.
From the rooftop, Harley grabs her mallet, and heads down the stairs. With a switch of a switch.... a generator boots up and creepy circus music fills the house and the lights start to flash different colors. After all, if Joker's boys want to play... Harley will use some of his games.
The first mistake the men make is splitting up. Harley comes across the first man at the top of the stairs, leading to the roof. She slides down the banner, kicking him in the face, and sending him flying across the room. He lands unconscious on the floor.
The second and third man are already on the second floor. They decide to rush Harley at the same time, after seeing their cohort knocked out. With a laugh of amusement, Harley launches herself off the shoulders of one man, and lands on the shoulders of the other man. She rides him chicken style, punching at his head, as he tries to get her off with no success. When his friend tries to help, she just kicks him solidly in the jaw. And then wraps her legs around the second man's head, forcing their heads to come together. And they both drop to the floor, allowing Harley to bounce off.
She takes the three men who were knocked out and throws them downstairs to the first floor. "Clean up on Aisle Five!" She calls down.
There is sounds of gunshots as one of the remaining five men downstairs decides to fight dirty. Harley slides into the safety of one of the bedrooms. She counts to herself as she waits for the man to unload his weapon... and smiles as she spots a gas can in the corner of the room.
She grabs the gas can, and throws it downstairs, another man starts shooting... and when his bullet hits the gas can, it creates a nice little hole for all the gas to spill out of, and the entire stairs is covered in the fluid.
Harley grabs a lighter, and stuffs it in her pocket. "This is my house. Only I will burn it down..."
She finds another gas can, and makes a mad dash downstairs, pouring out more gasoline as she does all over the house. And she whirls the gas can at the head of one of the goons downstairs. And douses his clothes with the gas, with a wicked smile. "You would go up fast... if I light you up!"
The other four surround her, and Harley spins quickly, dropping the gas can at her feet. She brings out the lighter and ignites the flame. The men take a step back.
"None of you were invited here!" Harley laughs.
"Grab your friends and tell your boss he can't frighten me! I ain't afraid of him!"
She watches as three men wisely grab a hold of their unconscious friends. And back towards the door. Harley looks at the small group still surround her. And then drops the lighter, the gas around her igniting fast. The man who was covered with gas quickly makes his way to the door, to avoid getting caught in the flames.
The remaining men flee the burning flames, as Harley stays put for a long minute. She laughs as the flames get higher and higher around her.
"He better be afraid of me!" She yells out. "I am coming to burn his whole operation down!"